A NATO amendment which failed to get the minimum number of signatories was leaked to the press.
The Amendment reads as follows:
Amendment to Clause 14
Sponsors: France, Netherlands
Introduction of 14.E- This body proposes a biannual hot-tub meeting between the President of Russia and the President of the United States of America with the Georgian President occupying the space in the middle in the position of a nude waiter to engender a special relationship between the powers involved.