FRIVOLOUS International Court of Justice judges frittered away crucial time and public money by reenacting a scene from the Broadway musical Westside Story – all while discussing GENOCIDE.
Reciting one of the show’s iconic numbers, members of the committee – including the prestigious chairs – reportedly sang and may have even danced round the room. One chair led the chorus with “I feel pretty, I feel witty, I feel pretty and witty and gay.”
“And I pity every girl who isn’t me today.” His cochair added.
This fresh news will likely shock the international community, especially as the judges in question were supposed to be discussing invading countries to prevent genocide.
This has led some to dub one of the chairs “Judge Nasty”. It is unclear whether or not the KULMUN secretariat will discipline the court at this time.