KULMUN NEWSWIRE

An International News Magazine for MUNers

NOW A FRESH INSULT FROM THE INTERNATIONAL COURTS: JUDGES WASTE PUBLIC TIME AND MONEY WITH MUSICAL REENACTMENT… WHILE THEY’RE DISCUSSING GENOCIDE

FRIVOLOUS International Court of Justice judges frittered away crucial time and public money by reenacting a scene from the Broadway musical Westside Story – all while discussing GENOCIDE.

Reciting one of the show’s iconic numbers, members of the committee – including the prestigious chairs – reportedly sang and may have even danced round the room. One chair led the chorus with “I feel pretty, I feel witty, I feel pretty and witty and gay.”

“And I pity every girl who isn’t me today.” His cochair added.

"I feel pretty" helped to make Westside Story famous - but now it's used by sick judges in international law.
“I feel pretty” helped to make Westside Story famous – but now it’s used by sick judges in international law.

This fresh news will likely shock the international community, especially as the judges in question were supposed to be discussing invading countries to prevent genocide.

This has led some to dub one of the chairs “Judge Nasty”. It is unclear whether or not the KULMUN secretariat will discipline the court at this time.

 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Christopher Everett