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REVEALED: THE CABAL OF SLEAZE AT THE VERY TOP OF NATO

As NATO struggle to come to an agreement over the Arctic circle, explosive papers seen by the Brute reveal a shocking trail of sleaze.

Exposing the secretive ‘Gossip Box’ files, the Brute can reveal that:

  • The delegates of France, the USA, and the UK have all been implicated in love plots that could compromise the security of the organisation.
  • The Slovakian delegate was OPENLY MOCKED for showing religious beliefs – the same day members are alleged to have visited a sleazy masked party, as in the film Eyes Wide Shut.
  • Journalists at the Atomium newspaper are alleged to have been corrupted by members of the council.

The implication of these explosive allegations could be potentially massive, with demands for the resignation of all involved likely to emerge as a result. One senior media expert described the reports as “sickening”, declaring that every member involved “must resign NOW.

 

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Christopher Everett