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US REPORTS TERRORIST MASTERMIND BEHIND ALEPPO ATTROCITIES AND ASSAD ASSASSINATION HIDING IN A SYRIAN SCHOOL

HORROR struck delegates in the UN Security Council were given a secret briefing by the USA that Abu Omar, the terrorist mastermind behind ISIS’ recent atrocities, is hiding IN A SCHOOL.

In a brief statement to the press, the Ambassador for the USA in the United Nations claimed that “Abu Omar has been found in a small village in the Isis controlled territory.”

“He is hiding close to a school and in the middle of several civilian target.”

Outraged diplomats, mere hours from an agreement on the crisis, saw their plans for airstrikes against key ISIS targets dashed by the revelations. Following the accident bombing of a hospital in Afghanistan by NATO forces last year, it is thought that the UK, USA, and French delegations to the UN will seek to halt any air strikes on or around a civilian target.

Meanwhile, the fighting broke down to a bloody battle of attrition in the beleaguered Syrian city of Aleppo last night. One military expert told the Brute the death toll could run into “thousands”, and fears of a cold war style ISIS contagion hit the region last night following suicide bombings and terror raids in Oman, Tehran, and Cairo.

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Christopher Everett